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看笑话学英语:如何使用影印机?
Working in a print shop, my co-worker and I sometimes forget how complex the equipment seems to clients. 因为在印刷店工作,我的同事与我有时忘了这些设备对顾客是有多么复杂。
Our marketing Class at university was discussing an elevator company that sold its products worldwide. 我们大学行销课里正在讨论一家全球行销的电梯公司。
I asked my wife, where do you want to go for our anniversary? 我问老婆:你想到哪儿度结婚周年?
看笑话学英语:时间就是金钱
Time Is Money 时间就是金钱
A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer. 一位妇人正在唱歌。客人中有一位转过头对他身边的男士批评这位唱歌的人。
看笑话学英语:祂的号码是几号?
牧师买了一只电话,并为孩子说明祈祷的理念。
看笑话学英语:找女友的烦恼
不论他带回哪一个女孩,年轻人发现他母亲都不同意......
Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'女孩:婚后我要分担你所有的烦恼、困扰,以减轻你的负担。
看笑话学英语:让位置
Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'子:今早我和爹地一起搭车,他要我让座给一位女士。
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". 老师:告诉我一个句子,是以"I"开头
看笑话学英语:补破洞
A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. "I’m sorry," she said. 一位年轻男子上班回家,发现他的新娘心烦意乱。“很抱歉!”她说。
看笑话学英语:是男还是女?
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? A: 看那位短发穿蓝色牛仔裤的年轻人,是男孩还是女孩?
看笑话学英语:一个超好笑的真实故事
A true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!! 发生在美国日本大使馆的真实故事
看笑话学英语:老师的谜语
Teacher: Boys, I have a riddle to ask you. 老师:孩子们,我有一个谜语要问大家。
看笑话学英语:还有24小时可活
A man receives a phone call from his doctor.一位男士接到他医生的一通电话。
看笑话学英语:什么是白痴?
Son: Dad, what is an idiot? 儿子:爸爸,什么是白痴?
Teacher: Frank, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school?老师:法兰克,什么是学生在学校里最常使用的三个字?
Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. 男士:我可以为你走向世界的尽头
看笑话学英语:最差的学生
“Aren’t you ashamed of yourself , Tom? You’re the worst pupil in your class.” said the father.
这则笑话大家看了会笑吗?好笑的原因是call有两个不同的涵义,一个是招呼,另一个是称呼。
看笑话学英语:17世纪伟大科学家的事
Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 17th century? 老师:你能告诉我一些关于17世纪伟大科学家的事情吗?
Son: Is ink very expensive, father?儿子:爸爸,墨水很贵吗?
看笑话学英语:青蛙算命
A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is going meet a young girl.一只小青蛙去找一位算命师,问是否他会遇到一位年轻女孩。
Mother: Which apple do you want, John? 母亲:约翰,你喜欢哪一个苹果?
看笑话学英语:完美的儿子
I have the perfect son. 我有一个完美的儿子